BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

(Source: liamnpayne)

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

especially when I walk in and they go “oh, there she is”.

Like…did she say something bad about me?

But it’s infinitely worse when it concerns my writing.

Like, was it that bad? Are you lying to my face when you say it’s good because you’re an optimist rather than a realist?? ARE YOU JUST ENCOURAGING ME BECAUSE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE SUPPORTIVE AS A TEACHER????!

DON’T TELL ME TO MAKE A LIVING OUT OF WRITING IF YOU THINK IT’S BAD T_____T I CAN’T DO IT

^ this is where my mind goes.

huffyhippo:

thetragicflaw:

My criteria for a good teacher:

• Gives rubrics to make expectations clear to students
• Does not yell when students ask for a rubric
• Does not yell when students ask for clarification because there is no rubric

Totes agree. 

Sometimes I give yes/no checklists though, for big projects that have mini deadlines for each step for the kids who get overwhelmed by giant projects. :l 

I find checklists are easier and faster to mark with because it explicitly states:

[ ] Put relevant title on project

Omg Mish can you just be my teacher?

Like, I can just move and you can teach me and I will be a happy little student. I don’t mind sitting in a room with elementary school-aged children. I’ll do my homework. And make you cookies. Buy lunch for you for a year??? HELP YOU GRADE PAPERS AFTER SCHOOL??? IDK??? 

sirseahorse:

stabsinthe:

if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name

#it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him

My criteria for a good teacher:

• Gives rubrics to make expectations clear to students
• Does not yell when students ask for a rubric
• Does not yell when students ask for clarification because there is no rubric

thecarpenterwizard:

winterkisseswhenyourlipswereblue:

In WWII the phrase “Vatican Cameos” was used when a person who was not in the British army came before the general, or other high up ranks, as a signal to the other officers that the person was armed.

So when Sherlock says “Vatican Cameos” to warn John that the safe has a gun in it, it’s not something that they’ve set up as a code word- It’s a code Sherlock knew John would know- being a soldier! 

toxic-whovian:

allonsyforever:

The first and last person the 10th doctor saw.

This is what our fandom does. It makes us suffer so we make each other suffer. It’s a vicious cycle.

doctor-sees-destiel-on-baker-st:

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

Movement 4’32”

(Source: gunpowderandspark)

SIMBA DOING P90X LOL

I fail to find the humor in this :c

it was actually quite painful tyvm